Here is a complete Dale & Dawson Task Names list and The main method of slacker-checking is to ask someone to read off their tasks. Oftentimes it can catch an inexperienced slacker off-guard, landing them in the crosshairs of the next meeting. This guide was made so that slackers can have a better chance under the eye of scrutiny.
Each task falls into 3 categories:
Specialist Tasks (Blue Box): These are the bread and butter of the company. Slackers don’t get these.
Slacking Tasks (Red Box): Sometimes you just need to take a break and have some fun. Both specialists and slackers will have these.
Slacker Tasks (Gray Box): These are malicious activities aiming to disrupt the company. Only slackers will be assigned these, and mentioning them as an assigned task is likely to get you canned.
Specialist Tasks (Blue Box)
Back to basics
Cats also need to eat!
Doc Dispatch
Duplicate Dispatch
Fresh Firmware
OCD (Organize Cabinet Drawers)
Operation Shred
Ream Reload
Report Relay
Sales Confirmation
Warehouse Wishlist
Where’s the janitor?
Wipe Assistance
Slacking Tasks (Red Box)
Brewski Break
Caffeine Boost
Call of nature
Danger Noodle
I’m a cat person!
Jelly Stapler
Mouse Thief
Refreshment Recess
Smoking Break
The mines wont sweep themselves!
Who’s your daddy?
Slacker Tasks (Gray Box)
Bandwidth Bandit
Malware Mischief
The fire guy
Special Mention
Long-term Storage: Exclusive to the Copenhagen office, a blue-box task, simply pick up a box and move it down to the warehouse. Since the elevator is currently under maintenance, this task is disabled.
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