Unlocking every achievement in Can ‘Em All is an engaging challenge, requiring players to hit specific milestones. You’ll need to expertly manage feeding children, dispatching creatures, and navigating hidden objectives. Watch out for achievements that can reset your progress or end your current day — those caught me off guard plenty of times!
This game encourages creativity and experimentation as you rack up those achievement points. Make sure you have a solid plan for resource allocation early on, especially for selling your factory and executing secret tasks. These can really impact your playthrough, so fishing through my experience can save you some frustration!
Before diving into the details, consider gathering around 5,000 upgrade tokens when selling your factory. This is a key amount that will help you transition smoothly into the later stages of the game. Let’s break down how to unlock each achievement.
Progress Achievements These achievements unlock as you naturally progress through the game, just by playing.
First Blood Kill your first creature. Unlock this achievement by killing your very first creature. It’s straightforward since this is one of the initial tasks you’ll handle.
Feeding the Future
Feed 100 children.
Feed 100 children by sending 100 cans down the delivery tube.
Ending World Hunger Feed 10,000 children. Continue feeding children until you reach the 10,000 mark by inserting cans into the delivery tube.
World’s Greatest Humanitarian
Feed 100,000 children.
Similar to the previous achievements, but this time you’ll need to massively up your can input to hit 100,000.
A Fresh Start
Sell your factory for the first time.
Sell your factory for upgrade tokens when the option unlocks. Aim for around 5,000 tokens before initiating this step.
The Perfect Employee Purchase every permanent upgrade. You’ll need to buy every permanent upgrade after selling your factory. Keep in mind that this resets your fed children counter.
Freedom at Last
Discover the game’s ending.
Complete the game by buying all regular upgrades, and then an upgrade costing 666,666,666 in-game currency becomes available. After acquiring it, exit the factory using the elevator.
Difficult and Secret Achievements
These achievements present a greater challenge, and many require specific conditions or are hidden.
Collateral Damage Kill 10 creatures at once with an explosive bullet. To unlock this achievement, shoot an explosive bullet at the right moment when 10 creatures appear from the truck.
Human Meat
Grind yourself in the processor.
Getting yourself into the processor is the requirement here. This action will end the day.
Not a Can
Throw a creature’s body into the transport tube instead of a can.
Simply pick up a creature’s body and toss it into the tube.
World’s Greatest Humanitarian

Feed 100,000 children.
This works the same way as the previous achievements, but requires many more cans. I simply keep feeding children until the counter reaches 100,000.
A Fresh Start
Sell your factory for the first time.
I unlock this achievement by selling my factory for permanent upgrade tokens once the option becomes available. I recommend waiting until I have around 5,000 tokens (I don’t remember the exact amount) to unlock the next achievement.
The Perfect Employee

Purchase every permanent upgrade.
For this achievement, I need to purchase all permanent upgrades when selling my factory. Note: THIS WILL RESET MY FED CHILDREN COUNTER.
Freedom at Last
Discover the game’s ending.
This achievement is essentially for completing the game. I purchase all normal upgrades, after which a new upgrade costing 666,666,666 in-game currency becomes available. I purchase it, then leave the factory by going up the stairs and entering the elevator behind the exit door.
Difficult and Secret Achievements

The remaining achievements are either difficult, secret, or simply depend on luck.
Collateral Damage
Kill 10 creatures at once with an explosive bullet.
To unlock this achievement, I need to kill 10 creatures with a single explosive bullet. I recommend shooting as soon as the creatures emerge from the truck so the explosion can kill as many creatures as possible.
Human Meat

Grind yourself in the processor.
I unlock this achievement by getting myself into the processor. Note: THIS WILL END THE DAY.
Fresh Meat Grind a creature while it’s still alive. This may require some luck; I managed to push a living creature into the grinder myself.
Throw a creature’s body into the transport tube instead of a can.
Special Delivery
Throw yourself into the transport tube.
Jump into the transport tube like you’re a can to unlock this achievement. Note that this will also end the day.
Fresh Meat
Grind a creature while it’s still alive.
I need to get a living creature into the crusher for this achievement. This may take some luck. I unlocked it without realizing it, but later managed to get it again by physically pushing creatures into the crusher.
Special Delivery

Throw yourself into the transport tube.
To unlock this achievement, I jump into the transport tube as if I were a can. Note: THIS WILL END THE DAY.